Shit the 44 year old suicide by inhaling helium might trump that last one….

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So in my job (mail processing for financial companies) I see a lot of death certificates.

Ive gotten some good ones. 55 year old woman choked to death on her own birthday cake. 62 year old man had a heart attack while white water rafting.

Today’s Cause of Death of the day is “hit by falling round bale of hay.”

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theojoiegrise - Cersei/Rhaegar I need to step up my targister game

myrish-swamp -

The first time Cersei ever dreams about a boy who isn’t Jaime, it’s the closest person she has to a brother without it being her actual brother—Rhaegar.

There’s something wrong with me, she thinks, but she starts leaving the bathroom door unlocked while she’s drying off after the shower and her bedroom door just slightly open while she’s getting dressed.

And then she’s passing by Rhaegar’s open bedroom door one day, and she hears the sound of him jerking off, moaning the most beautiful moan she’s ever heard, and she smirks to herself and walks into the room, shutting the door behind her.

posted 8 hours ago / 21 Oct 2014 with 11 notes   

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sendyoumyloveonawire:

shailenewoodleyssideboob:

look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.

look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.

look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.

DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.

This made me cry a little

posted 8 hours ago / 21 Oct 2014 with 22,575 notes   

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dragon
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posted 8 hours ago / 21 Oct 2014 with 0 notes      reblog

moj biedny chory smoczek nie czuje sie dobrze do dzis. D:

posted 8 hours ago / 21 Oct 2014 with 2 notes      reblog

bisexualspoopertgiles:

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

 

posted 8 hours ago / 21 Oct 2014 with 113,002 notes   

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sttngfashion:

Oh my god. This kitten is named LeVar Purrton.

(Source: twitter.com)

posted 16 hours ago / 20 Oct 2014 with 4,389 notes   

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Asexual Awareness Week Fandom Challenge

owenhqrper:

A thing I may or may not participate in, but definitely want as many people to try as possible. A big problem for asexual geeks (and grey-a’s, demisexuals, and other people on the spectrum) is the lack of representation we get in the fandoms that we spend most of our time participating in. To this, I say let’s take our favorite characters and mold them to reflect us. 

Participate in this challenge in any way you want on Asexual Awareness Week (Oct 26 - Nov 1). Edits, gifs, fanart, fanfiction, fanmixes, just copy-pasting this and listing them out one by one, literally in any way you contribute to the fandom on a day to day basis. 

Day 1: A male character you see as asexual. 
Day 2: A female character you see as asexual. 
Day 3: A character you see as grey-a or demisexual. 
Day 4: A ship you would like to see as an asexual one. 
Day 5: A male character you see as aromantic. 
Day 6: A female character you see as aromantic. 
Day 7: A ship you would like to see as a platonic one. 

Reblog this to spread awareness, please, and tag your edits/whatever as ‘aawfc’. I’m gonna be tracking the tag and reblogging a ton of them for the fandoms I’m in. And I have a ton of ace followers who will probably love to do the same. 

posted 16 hours ago / 20 Oct 2014 with 835 notes   

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snarliekelly:

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

posted 16 hours ago / 20 Oct 2014 with 364,324 notes   

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